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What is Perez?
"Man, I totally perezed last night"
Perez - meme gif
Perez - video
Perez - what is it?
The most hipster, gay and hipster guy you will ever meet.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
Guy 1: Omg look at the Perez!
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay
What does "Perez" mean?
Any insult you can think of. Calling someone a pussy, a bandwagon, trash, anything
God I hate Perez
Suck a Perez
Perez - what does it mean?
A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.
John: ...faggot
Perez - meaning
A dewarff who usually likes to play with other guys dicks.
"did you see Perez yesterday playing with that guy's dick"
Perez - definition
The dried up flaky Residue from an accidental shart.
“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”
“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”
Perez - slang
A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.
Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).
B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."
"Wow, you smell like a perez."
Perez
Gaming star, black man that is super cool and browses D of 4chan
Aye you seen that Perez recently he owes me $10
Perez
A man with a love for cheese and would do anything to have cheese.
Mr.Perez loves cheese.
Perez
A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.
Someone "Better" than everyone else.
An Arrogant Asshole.
Not only a person, but a State of Mind.
Wow, that dude is Perez, the man, the myth, the legend.