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What is snooki's?(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule. I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki. snooki's - meme gifsnooki's - videoSnooki's - what is it?a genital wart; a venereal wart He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before. What does "snooki's" mean?The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman. Snooki want smush smush! Snooki's - what does it mean?to exact revenge upon a man by giving him oneβs own sexually-transmitted disease βThe only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,β his best friend speculated, βfor sheβs still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and itβs common knowledge that sheβs now teeming with STDs.β Snooki's - meaningTo punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face. While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp. Snooki's - definitionSnookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time "The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money" Snooki's - slangGetting punched in the face for talking shit! guy/girl says: You fuckin suck!! Snooki'sv. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face. "Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?" Snooki'sn: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook Tom: You hear about Megan Snooki's4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face. Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on. |
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