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What is Witness?
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.
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Witness - what is it?
Scottish slang for 'what'.
Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe
What does "Witness" mean?
Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.
Example...
Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
Witness - what does it mean?
The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
Witness - meaning
When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness
Witness - definition
A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide
WITNESS ME!!!
Witness - slang
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?"
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
Witness
to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.
My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!
Witness
Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
Witness
Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.