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What is witness?
While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.
Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.
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Witness - what is it?
Scottish slang for 'what'.
Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe
What does "witness" mean?
Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.
Example...
Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
Witness - what does it mean?
The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
Witness - meaning
recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize
let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.
Witness - definition
Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.
Witness - slang
To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human
Look! Those boys are witnessing us!
Witness
someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.
Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.
Witness
Something Jehovah has too much of.
Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.
Witness
King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.
We are all witnesses.