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What is smed?
Abbreviation for "Suck Me Dick!" This phrase is often used as an expression of discontent toward another individual or group; often invoked in a state of rage and frustration.
*Playing Poker, nick goes all in and loses only to request more chips from the dealer*
Dealer: I guess you can buy back in
Dan: No Nick fuck that you lost. You don't get to just buy back in every time you lose
Nick: Fuck you Dan! No one said we weren't allowed to buy back in.
Dan: You can't buy back in! you lost. Go to bed Nick.
Nick: Suck me dick dan! Suck me dick!
Dan: Shut up and....
Nick: No fuck you! Suck me dick you bitch.
*Two years later, friends at the poker game hanging out in a cabin*
Friend 1: Hey remember that time we were playing poker and Nick wanted to buy in and Dan wouldn't let him
*Nick walks into room*
Friends 2&3: Yeah SMED am I right
*All friends laugh*
smed - meme gif
smed - video
Smed - what is it?
A Big Retard That Sucks At cookie clicker
Damn Smed/AIDS/SPED, You suck at Cookie Clicker
What does "smed" mean?
a 10th grade history teacher who ever since getting engaged has gotten...eeeevil. she has on numerous occasions yelled at me/drew for random things that i cannot explain.
bobby boucher (from the Waterboy): smed-dawgs are only angry cause they gots all them teeth and no toothbrush
colonal sanders: wrrrrrong again bobby. smed-dawgs are angry because of the medula engagata
Smed - what does it mean?
the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass
Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading
Smed - meaning
Small Medium Enterprise Dick - for chicks in an office environment looking for guys you specialise in SME opportunities
she was so into me that party so I had to give her some SMED.
Smed - definition
A Big Retard that Will tell you that you Suck at cookie clicker
Damn smed, stop bringing me down boyo
Smed - slang
Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
Smed
A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.
"I've got the Saturday night smeds"
Smed
1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels
1.kid 1: i go to smeds.
kid 2: oh
kid 1:yeah
2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?
kid 2: i go to smeds
kid 1: oh
kid 2:yeah
Smed
1) short for seven-year medical students at Boston University who tend to be very horny because they study too much
2) sexually mutated exotic dancers
3) a mostly indian group of people
Yash: "I'm so glad the I'm a smed."
Achal: "Yeh we don't have to apply to med school. What do you think Ryan?"
Ryan: "I'm so horny."