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What is smeagle?

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

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Smeagle - what is it?

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To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

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What does "smeagle" mean?

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

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Smeagle - what does it mean?

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

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Smeagle - meaning

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

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Smeagle - definition

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

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Smeagle - slang

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

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Smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

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Smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

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Smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

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