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What is skyrim?
1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)
If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).
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Skyrim - what is it?
The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.
Friend: Hey, where's Susan?
Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...
What does "skyrim" mean?
The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.
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Skyrim - what does it mean?
What you do to get a gold membership in the Mile High Club.
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
Skyrim - meaning
A gay game played by queers with faggish like Brandon.
I play skyrim cause i think I'm a baddas--Brandon
Queer--Me
Skyrim - definition
The worst elder scrolls game of all time. It was only pretty. It had a meh combat system but oblivion looked was better. Did not have the depth and story of morrowind or oblivion. Do not get. Its only redeeming quality was its modding community.
Person 1:skyrim sucked.
Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind
Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
Skyrim - slang
A variation of the mile high club, where instead of having intercourse, you receive a classic rim job at exactly 1 mile in the air, or 35000 feet, you choice. Also the 5th title in the Elder Scrolls series.
Scott got caught by the flight attendant giving his life partner a premature skyrim, as they were only at 17000 feet.
Skyrim
A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.
I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.
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the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.
he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.