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What is cock-blocked?
The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
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Cock-blocked - what is it?
To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.
Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.
What does "cock-blocked" mean?
interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl
Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.
Cock-blocked - what does it mean?
One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.
Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.
Cock-blocked - meaning
1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.
2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
Cock-blocked - definition
1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.
2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...
2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
Cock-blocked - slang
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
Cock-blocked
Could have one of two meanings:
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
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Cock-blocked
1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something
2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.
3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up
I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!
Cock-blocked
Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.