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What is cock-block?

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.

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Cock-block - what is it?

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

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What does "cock-block" mean?

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

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Cock-block - what does it mean?

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.

1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.

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Cock-block - meaning

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

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Cock-block - definition

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

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Cock-block - slang

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"

My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!

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Cock-block

when you are gonna get some, but then something stops you..

getting cock-blocked is when your cock gets blocked from getting any.. ex. my mom walked in on me and stopped me from tappin that

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Cock-block

Someone who uses different strategies to keep others from having sex

1. Courtney announces to others that a guy has herpes so even though eveyone gets a good laugh, no one will touch him.
2. Trashley: "Courtney is a natural-born cock-block because she falls asleep in the room everytime I want to bring my boyfriend in there!"

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Cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

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