What is akiva?

A jewish organization that is run by youth. Teenagers between the ages of 15 and 17 are in counselors of a certain age group and organize activities, for fun and to educate them about Judiasm, Israel and most importantly how to be a good friend and person.

"i cant wait to go to bnei akiva!"
"neither can i! i love how our counselors combine life lessons with games!"
(said the nerdiest sounding kid ever)

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akiva - meme gif

akiva - video

Akiva - what is it?

a Zionist youth group. kids are very inclusive and opinionated.

mary: "whens the bnei akiva thing?"
sue: "who knows bnei akiva is super unorganized but whatever."
mary : "i know right, i never know when anything is going on!"

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What does "akiva" mean?

A litteral Sex Republic where kids go to fuck random retarded zionists while pretending that they are good jews that learn torah.

Hemsley: Hey Jeremiah, you wanna go to that Bnei Akiva thing tonight?

Jeremiah: Naaa, all their programs are shitholes.

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Akiva - what does it mean?

Being a lazy shit. Also, staying home every summer and playing tennis instead of getting a job. Being a huge loser as well as a jackass.

Goddamnitt Jon, stop pulling an Akiva and get off your ass and do something!

Everyone went to the party except Jamal who decided to pull an Akiva and stay home by himself.

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Akiva - meaning

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

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