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What is morrowind?A place where you can find everybody you want within 10 meters of their location 24 hours a day, seven days a week. A place where you can tell the name of someone just by looking at them. God i love Morrowind. morrowind - meme gifmorrowind - videoMorrowind - what is it?the third, and best in my opinion game of the elder scrolls series. it takes place in the province of morrowind (duh) and is the first game of the series that is actually fun and interesting. it has a huge fully explorable world, interactive quests, about 300 charachters, millions of monsters to kill, and myriad patches and downloads, some official most not. it can still be bought in gaming stores. Although the graphics leave something to be desired by todays standards, this is the game that the mighty bethesda softworks cut their teeth on before making fallout 3 Man, where the hell have you got to the past year? we thought you died! What does "morrowind" mean?Morrowind:: *(knock,knock,..)Are you in there?Are you playing that Morrowind again!!?* Morrowind - what does it mean?A game that is capable of re-shaping your life in such a way that you will constantly get laid. Yeah, man. Let me hit you up on some Morrowind; after a few bouts with cliff-racers in the Ashlands, you'll be hittin' it with the lady-types in no time, my brother. Morrowind - meaningBest RPG ever!! Mom to son:"Well, how was your day?" Morrowind - definitionmorrowind is the third game in the elder scrolls series, and the fourth game is in development! best game ever, took over 100 hours of my life, but i'd do it all over again in an instant. dude my final character was like a lvl 54 khajiit thief/assassin with a 100 acrobatics/short blade/security/light armor skill, and had SICK armor (savior's hide). oh what melanie? you want to have no strings attached sex? no i'm playing morrowind. Morrowind - slangMorrowind, the addictive, real world destroying, imagination enhancing game mostly played by men. (Age ranging from 13-30) It is full of amazing items, creatures, people and plants to capture and completely destroy the human mind. (Orcs are too stupid to be affected.) How to tell a Morrowind player from normal people: MorrowindA highly advanced and very effective time travel program. After you turn on Morrowind and play for "a few minutes" you will find yourself magically transported anywhere from 10 hours to 3 days into the future Normal Person: Hey man, where have you been? You haven't been to class in a few days now... MorrowindA game that is truly amazing for its scope and things that you can do; a game that you invest three years of your time in and beat Dagoth Ur, become head of the Imperial Legion, Fighter's Guild, House Hlaalu, and East Empire Company, beat the Bloodmoon and Tribunal expansion; a game where all of that means your just getting started; and a game that had its entire memory erased along with every other game when my xbox crashed. Morrowind is one of my favorite games of all time, but I will never play it again because my level 60 character that took three years to build was defeated by technical difficulties with my xbox. MorrowindA dusty world of alien experiences, among the Dark Elves...where tiresome irritants like friends, family, and reality are hardly even relevant. A true Morrowind player will ignore pests like spouses and parents, who do not understand who vital it is to be named the Nerevarine! "My girlfriend moaned about Morrowind, so I dumped her for sexy Ranis at the Mage Guild." |
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