What is skeep?

Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.

1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!

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skeep - meme gif

skeep - video

Skeep - what is it?

A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.

"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."

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What does "skeep" mean?

v: the act of video messaging (skype/ web-cam) someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later

I'm Skeeping my GF, cuz she's on vacation.

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Skeep - what does it mean?

To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.

Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina

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Skeep - meaning

synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep

wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep

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Skeep - definition

When the heart skeets and skips a beat

Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.
Girlfriend: Okay, what is it?
Boyfriend: I love you!
Girlfriend: I love you too!
Boyfriend: Baby, you just made my heart skeep!

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