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What is Skeet?
After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief euphoria.
The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z
Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"
Skeet - meme gif
Skeet - video
Skeet - what is it?
A girl that loves to have sex with guys.
"Hey girl your not a slut."
"Aww really?!"
"Nahh, not even close! Your a skeet!"
What does "Skeet" mean?
(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
Skeet - what does it mean?
I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she <insert sexual activity here>
Skeet - meaning
"Skeet"could be seen as form of birth control. It means to cum outside of someone.
"Don't worry I will just I will skeet on you? Let me go get you a towel."
Skeet - definition
To bust a nut in some skeezer's grill piece.
"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"
Skeet - slang
To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis
After masturbating, Joe skeeted everywhere.
Skeet
to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.
Skeet
It's like tweeting, but on Bluesky. They are definitely not posts or skoots.
Did you see what John skeeted? I could not have reskeeted that any faster.
Skeet
Repost this you degenerates ! LOL
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."