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What is shmeet?

A dick so small, it's a shmall meet

Girl: Don't date Kenny, he has a shmeet

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Shmeet - what is it?

A business meeting involving one to many drinks.

Hi honey I just got back from having a shmeeting.

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What does "shmeet" mean?

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

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Shmeet - what does it mean?

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

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Shmeet - meaning

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

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Shmeet - definition

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

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Shmeet - slang

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

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Shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

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Shmeet

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

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Shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

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