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What is German?
A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany.
Most people think they are Nazis which they are not ! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi.
Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern
1Guy:Hey where are you from?
2Guy:I'm from Germany!
1Guy: That's cool! You have great beer in Germany!
2Guy: Thanks! You have to got to the Oktober Fest!
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German - what is it?
not only is their language relaxing and amusing, they have great beer and are some of the fittest people in the world. take michael ballack, for example. NOT NAZIs. that ended years ago. remember that FRENCH dude who was a nazi recently? anyone can be a nazi it isnt just limited to germans.
du bist ein fettiges pickel!
und du bist ein fit shit, german!
What does "German" mean?
Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket.......
Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
ThatΒ΄s germany!!!
German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...
German - what does it mean?
A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.
Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.
German - meaning
In all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occassion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large.
Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.
Dude1--"Say....dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things Germans are known for?"
Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile.
Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for."
Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...."
A; The Eiffel Tower.
B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies.
Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.
German - definition
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or characteristic of Germany or its people.
2. Of or relating to the German language.
n.
1.
a. A native or inhabitant of Germany.
b. A person of German ancestry.
2. Any of the West Germanic languages and dialects spoken or originating in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland, especially standard High German.
1. Glen is German
2. He speaks German
3. He is originally from Germany
4. His dad makes him salute the clothesline, which represents the "web of communism"
German - slang
German people are so cool
they're from germany, most of them are really hot and they are NOT nazis!!that was a long time ago and its over! so don't call anyone who's german a fucking nazi!
German are so G!
"ohh look at that german girl she's so hot!"
germans are so fucking cool
German
A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size
Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.
German
The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.
it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".
With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.
Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?
England:I beg your pardon?
Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?
England: This gets us nowhere!
American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!
China: δΈζζε°θΏδΊ οΌ
Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!
German
A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.
That person is from Germany. They are German.