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What is Habib?
slang for a crazy mothefucker who talks shit all day but won't ever back it up. also prone to speaking gibberish and never making sense, hence creating confrontations when told to shut up
Person 1: "Im da juggernaut bitch, crab cakes and all"
Person 2: "What!??! You make no sense."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up! I feel like slapping you mang."
Person 2: (Bitch Slaps Person 1) "Calm the fuck down, Damn Habib"
Habib - meme gif
Habib - video
Habib - what is it?
Habib was born Habib Abdul-Habib in Baghdad, Iraq in 1980.
The young Habib got his start in show business in 1983 working as an oud polisher for Munir Bashir. A year later Habib began working as an opening act for various acts across the region.
Habib worked at many comedy clubs around the Middle East through the 1980's. His one-night-only showcase at the Improv in Damascus in 1989 is widely regarded by both Arab comedy critics as one of the best performances ever. His legendary bit, "What's the deal with Tabouleh?" cemented his status as one of the regions biggest celebrities and earned him a star on the Beirut Walk of Fame. The star was irreparably damaged by rockets in 2006.
However, not everybody was a Habib fan. His predeliction for silly songs and his penchant for corny jokes soon found him falling out of favor with the Iraqi mainstream. He became known as "Baghdad's Second-Worst Comedian." Then, in 1993, he was demoted to "Baghdad's Worst Comedian" after Baghdad's Worst Comedian did not vote for Saddam.
Habib currently resides in Baghdad with his wife and three camels (Billy, Petey and Abdul-Rahman). He is a distant relative of Iraqi basketball star Hassan “Too Tall” Jones. Habib tours the world singing bad songs and telling equally bad jokes and appears in a number of videos....
That Habib song was awesome!
What does "Habib" mean?
To be gay ,armenian and to dance the macarena.
Tyrone : Yo habib
Andre : :( cry cry
Tyrone : I win , habib
Habib - what does it mean?
Habib is a nice genuine person, he is nice to everyone he meets unless they are enemies to his friends, when he falls in love with someone it is clear that he will talk about her all day but when it comes to talking to her face to face he struggles.
Get yourselve a habib for winter times
Habib - meaning
A reference to people of Middle Eastern discent who work in convenience stores. Made popular by the television series "Married... with Children."
Hi there... Habib! Say hello to Habib children.
Habib - definition
Fucking bitches and he’s the goat
Habib fuck Bitches and give bitches good pill
Habib - slang
A mocha colored man who is genuinely concerned with the emotional well-being of others. Habib is an outgoing sort, who speaks at a constant rate, only stopping for brief periods of time to interrupt himself. Habib expresses auto sexual desires in his public and personal life, and is aroused by photo-shopped images of himself, and the reflections he sees in mirrors and windows. Beside his auto-sexual desires, Habib also exhibits some gold-digger, chubby chaser, and creeper attributes in reference to his sexual desires. Habib has many friends, but few friend Habib. Habib is also referd to as Habibuden, Habiber, Habanero, Habibigun, Hababe, Bieber, and Haboobies.
Habib is Habib, you will never meet a soul like him.
Habib
Habib is a name that is found in middle eastern countries , also a Bangladeshi name in 33% of the time.
Habib's are usually short when they are younger but the go through a growth spurt up to 6ft 5.
Some Habib's are dickheads ,they think they can do anything they want. Habib's start to grow their facial hairs when their 13 to 16 years old. 20% of habib's get asthma and 50% grow up to be wealthy but the other 50% grow up yo be drillers,trappers,rappers and roadmen
Habib loves a lamborghini
Habib
Habib is a very shy kind of guy. He'll clearly choose who he want's in his life and the ones he doesn't care about then acts upon it. He's easily influenced by others and can be rude when around friends. He is also immature at times but means no harm. But when you have him to yourself, he is an amazing guy and his true colors will shine!
His personality is very unique, and if you mean a lot to him, he'll let you know. He acts tough but hes actually got such a soft heart. He's got a great sense of humor, and isn't afraid to show it off! He acts horny at times but has a soft side. But he doesn't let many people know it, only the ones he can really trust. He's a very good flirt, but when in a relationship he sticks to that girl and only her. He lets her know how special she is in many ways, and shows her how much he adores her. Sometimes he'll have his bad days where he takes it out on you, but if he believes your worth it, he will always come back to you after a fight! Having him in your life is one of the best things you could have.
His smile can brighten your world straight away, and just being with him will bring you so many memories and laughs. You may not realise it yet, but losing him would be a huge loss, don't ever let Habib go. He would leave such a huge impact, and a hole in your heart forever.
Having him as you boyfriend, would be worth it in so many ways.
Oh my god, Habib is so adorable!
If Habib left my life, I don't know how I would survive.
Habib
A good friend, a sweet person.
Origin- Arabic meaning Beloved.
"Thanks for the ride home, Habib!"