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What is crab cakes?
An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.
crab cakes - video
Crab cakes - what is it?
2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.
Oh boy! I was in a real good crab cake with the guys yesterday !
What does "crab cakes" mean?
When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.
When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.
Crab cakes - what does it mean?
When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.
Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!
Crab cakes - meaning
A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!
Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake
Crab cakes - definition
When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
Crab cakes are disgusting.
Crab cakes - slang
The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.
Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!
Crab cakes
Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.
"I'm not hitting that whore's Crab Cake."
Crab cakes
mrs beheney’s crab cakes
the beheneys wifi password is crab cake
Crab cakes
Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.
Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)