Definder - what does the word mean?

What is presence?

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

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Presence - what is it?

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

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What does "presence" mean?

I was also angry at you

because you do not acknowledge my presence

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Presence - what does it mean?

Anytime China and Canada meet in the same room over some type of material involving war.

It was presence when JT and CT entered the room yo.

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Presence - meaning

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.

MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE

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Presence - definition

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

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Presence - slang

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

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Presence

Can we practice presence?
Start by being friends?
Freely joke and laugh?
Freely care and share? (Note: share stories, share secrets :P)

Can we have cups of coffee,
for when we feel so sleepy?
Can you eat pizza with me?
I eat 5 slides, you eat 3... 🥺

Can we too eat fries..?
I get one large. You get small size?
Make sure when you cry, I'll be by your side.
Can we always be truthful,

without one single lie...?

Can I give you a High-Five,
for when you do things right?
Can you give me a Low-Five,
for when I hurt someone I admire? (You)

Can we practice togetherness,
by being friendly, being kind?
Can I encourage and support,
motivate, and help when you need me to?

Presence by Infinity® February 21, 2022

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Presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist

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Presence

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.

"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."

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