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What is shitballer?
A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.
that's not football, that's shitball.
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Shitballer - what is it?
1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.
2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.
1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo
Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.
2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!
What does "shitballer" mean?
The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"
We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
Shitballer - what does it mean?
General statement of amazement or disgust.
"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"
or;
"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."
Shitballer - meaning
Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.
"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."
Shitballer - definition
An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.
On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.
"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.
Shitballer - slang
A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
Shitballer
A low-life loser; degenerate.
What a shitball! He killed his family!
Shitballer
explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
Shitballer
1. When a person of any age rolls shit in to a ball (usually for throwing)
2. A person playing Basketball with a ball of shit.
Dude I'm such a shitballer.