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What is shit my dick?
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
shit my dick - video
Shit my dick - what is it?
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
What does "shit my dick" mean?
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
Shit my dick - what does it mean?
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Shit my dick - meaning
Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
Shit my dick - definition
another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"
Shit my dick - slang
Vivian are you shitting my dick right now
Shit my dick
A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”
Shit my dick
When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
Shit my dick
"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".
Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.
Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"