An individual who enjoys swarthy women who have poor personal hygiene and skidmarks in their underwear. A Shib has been known to rock a gap-stache and shants.
The Shib hit that shovel face last night, the room smelt like someone squirted shit from their crotch.
Shibs : (Noun) To combine the characteristics of ''Shotgun'' and ''Dibs'' i.e. A claim declaring ownership of an object or situation.
If one does not wish to participate in an undesirable activity then one muctdeclare "shibs". Everyone else aware of ''shibs'' must then declare "shibs" as quickly as possible. The last person to declare shibs is the reciprocant of said undesirable activity. In contrast, if the activity is desirable the first to declare "shibs" is the reciprocant.
Honestly the single, most democratic thing ever put forth by anyone in history, EVER.
gary - "shibs"
monty - "shibs.....aww fuck"
mccann - *passes le spliff to gary*
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*doorbell rings*
dave - "shibs"
monty - "shibs"
gary - "shibs... seriously guys, fuck you"
*gary goes and answers door*
shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements
Super.High.Intensity.Binging. Mindlessly consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually coors light. Often occurs on Sundays and is almost always followed by the most manic of Mondays.