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What is Australia?Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather Australia: True meaning of death Australia - meme gifAustralia - videoAustralia - what is it?The continent which provides the best defense from the rest of the world in the the board game, "Risk". Controlling this continent provides the owner with two extra armies at the beginning of his/her turn. This strategy is also called the "stoner strategy", because some players chill in the corner of the world building up their massive, ass-reaming army until they decisively unleash it upon an unsuspecting world. Australia is best defended by placing all armies in the country, "Siam" which is the only entrance to the continent. Dude, you just took Australia. You asshole. What does "Australia" mean?Australia...Well First Off, Our Koalas Aren't Bears!! They're Called Koalas, Not Koala Bears!! Kangaroos Do NOT Hop Down All The Streets!! We DO Go To Normal Schools. And For Gods Sake, We Aren't All Steve Irwin, We Don't Wrestle Crocs All Day. We Barely Even Talk Like He Does. I Come From A Land Down Under. A.K.A. Australia. Australia - what does it mean?Australia is a country situated in between the Indian and Pacific Ocean in the Southern Hemisphere. Australia is the 6th largest country by land in the world, with a range of different climates from Dry deserts to Rainforests to Grasslands to Mountains. Australia was previously inhabited by Aboriginies and Torres Strait Islanders before it was overtaken by the British and made a colony. Most of Australia's Population live in Large Cities on it's coast, but is proud of it's small country towns and their culture. Officially voted the 3rd best Country in the world overall by the United Nations (after Sweden and Norway) Australia is just a great place. "I live in Australia Australia - meaningAhhh....Australia. The Great Southern Land, Down Under, Terra Australis, Oz, The Better Version of New Zealand... Pom/Kiwi/Yank/Frog/pretty much anyother nationality: "Damn those Australians, they've beaten our cricket/football/swimming/hockey/most other sports under the sun team for the 456th time!" Australia - definitionThe best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin. Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Oi! Oi! Oi! Australia - slangHappy, down to earth people, very laid back (Perth especially, Sydney not so much, but still laid back compared to the rest of the world), great health care system, gorgeous beaches, nice cities, cute towns. Though those accents you hear in movies are totally over-the-top (e.g. Crocodile Dundee style accents). The accent varies from the East Coast to the West Coast (East Coast accent is stronger). Has the best junk food (i always thought America did til I actually went their), we have WAY more many flavours of potato chips and chocolate is nicer and more flavours. We love our sports, not all of us, but most for sure. Best holiday city: Gold Coast (great shopping, theme parks and nice beaches, quite crowded though) AustraliaThe only country where everything wants to kill you. Some guy dissolved in a lake in australia. Apparently the PH level was larger than my phone number. AustraliaThe best country ever with the best people and, most of all, the best Cricket team. The best game comes from there (Aussie Rules) and nobody (other than the english cricketers that they always flog in the ashes) hates Australia AMERICAN: Dude, I wish I lived in Australia because they are all epic AustraliaA figment of your imagination where everything is trying to kill you and there are 'roos and weird British sounding people everywhere Person 1: Did you see that giant 6 foot spider that went viral |
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