What is Shib?

An individual who enjoys swarthy women who have poor personal hygiene and skidmarks in their underwear. A Shib has been known to rock a gap-stache and shants.

The Shib hit that shovel face last night, the room smelt like someone squirted shit from their crotch.

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Shib - what is it?

Shibs : (Noun) To combine the characteristics of ''Shotgun'' and ''Dibs'' i.e. A claim declaring ownership of an object or situation.

If one does not wish to participate in an undesirable activity then one muct declare "shibs". Everyone else aware of ''shibs'' must then declare "shibs" as quickly as possible. The last person to declare shibs is the reciprocant of said undesirable activity. In contrast, if the activity is desirable the first to declare "shibs" is the reciprocant.

Honestly the single, most democratic thing ever put forth by anyone in history, EVER.

mccann - *holds up joint*

gary - "shibs"
monty - "shibs.....aww fuck"
mccann - *passes le spliff to gary*
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*doorbell rings*
dave - "shibs"
monty - "shibs"
gary - "shibs... seriously guys, fuck you"
*gary goes and answers door*

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What does "Shib" mean?

(noun)-a meaning representing a group of cool people or things, awesome

(noun)-hatred against something or someone

1A.Look at those shibs drinking da beers
B.Money is shibs,yo
2.Those motha f'ing shibs are going down

a abbreviated version of shibby

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Shib - what does it mean?

having sexual contact with someone; fucking

When he entered the room, I was shibbing my girlfriend.

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Shib - meaning

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements

We shibbed hard as shit last night

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Shib - definition

Super.High.Intensity.Binging. Mindlessly consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, usually coors light. Often occurs on Sundays and is almost always followed by the most manic of Mondays.