What is shamoo?

A large obese boy/girl who resembles a person with down syndrome. They tends to think

of retarded nicknames for themselves in shape of odd intangible things. Also another easy way to

spot a Shamoo is to tell a funny joke, if he responds with laughter then he

might just be a fat ass, but if he looks into your eyes and rubs his johnson

vigorously you might have a Shamoo in the midst.This name can be given to any

one that meets the criteria, but is in best use if the names sound similar.

"What is that creature lurking in the mist" "Oh that's just Shamoo Schaller"

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Shamoo - what is it?

When you suck water into your anus, then you push with force and spray it out into the surrounding area.

When he shamooed me it resembled a whale spraying muddy water out of his blowhole.

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What does "shamoo" mean?

“Shamoo” when a person flakes, doesn’t show up, is being lame or messes something up.

Someone who missed a workout:
“you shamooed”
“Don’t be a shamoo”
“That was a shamoo”

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Shamoo - what does it mean?

When you're ready to get intimate with your special someone, but you both have eaten so much that the only position you can both handle in spooning on your side with minimal movement until you're both "satisfied"

Joel: "I'm really down to get busy, but that Thanksgiving dinner is weighing me down"
Taylor: "Me too, why don't we just lie on our sides and shamoo in the dark"

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Shamoo - meaning

A sexual deviance, where in the man comes in a woman's mouth, and the lady then lay's on her back, and then blows the sperm out of her mouth. Meant to simulate the blowhole on Shamoo.