Definder - what does the word mean?

What is semy?

A small boner over something none sexually related. It will be about 50% smaller

100% on a maths test forced him to get a semi

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Semy - what is it?

The word that comes up on t9 phones when the word "penis" is intended to be typed.

I got a text from Benjy that says, "I put my semis in her butt."

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What does "semy" mean?

1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE")

2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")

1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics."

2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with cocaine and doritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday.

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Semy - what does it mean?

A guy w a big dick and a big heart ❀️

Semi the guy w the big dick and the big ass heart

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Semy - meaning

A bitch, a barcode boi who spends all his money on Fortnite and doesn’t have a house and is poor he has a girlfriend named fian

You’re such a barcode boi. I looked at home and got a semi.

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Semy - definition

the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.

many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class

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Semy - slang

the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.

"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."

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Semy

Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

Other times the semi-on can occur include:

* When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
* When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
* When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.

Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.

Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.

After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.

That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick.

Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity.

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Semy

Not quite an erection, but getting there.

When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi.

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Semy

Typically a Ben, someone that is closely related to the following fictional characters: Remy and Sid

They’re just such a semy

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