Definder - what does the word mean?

What is seg?

Describing a fat persons protruding gut.

β€˜Wow look at the Seg on the bloke’

β€˜That lady has a massive Seg’

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Seg - what is it?

Acronym for Sexually Educated Girl. The type of girl that has received a significant sexual education so that she avoid's all measures to avoid getting pregnant or catching an STD.

Dude 1: So shall we do it,

SEG: Yes, Do you have a condom? First I need to see the expiry date on your condom. Is it a Trojan or Durex, or Store brand? Where have you stored you condom, in dry warm conditions? Do you have lube? Is it water based or oil based? I think just to be sure, I better give you a blowjob with two condoms on.

Dude: Dayuuum girl, you a SEG!

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What does "seg" mean?

Girl you want to bang

Megan Fox is a segging

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Seg - what does it mean?

Girl you want to bang

Megan Fox is a segging

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Seg - meaning

A term for a gay Jewish person.

"Look at that Jew suckin' a dick, what a Seg!"

"Man, Joe won't play Siege with us? That's such a Seg move!"

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Seg - definition

From the acronym S.E.G. (shit eating grin). Used as an all-encompassing name for jocks, frat boys, bros, douche bags, ect., and refers to the cheesy smile the aforementioned often display, usually before date-rape, or climbing into a raised truck. Coined in Southern California in 2006.

John: Check out those dooshes in the trucker hats.

Sam: Yeah, those guys are total fucking segs.

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Seg - slang

(1) misspelling of the word "sex"
(2) Egg sex

(1) "wanna have segs?" "how do you misspell while talking, in real life?"
(2) *egg noise*

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Seg

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.

Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.

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Seg

work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.

"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"

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Seg

Short for segragation. In jail known as box, the hole. Time spent in segragation, separated from everyone else, as form of punishment

"Damn I just did 10 months seg."

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