Definder - what does the word mean?

What is separated?

yaoi lite which became required literature

Gene: finny I love you!!
Finny: what
Gene: nvm lol ::push::

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Separated - what is it?

In the men's bathroom, a urinal left empty between two men so as to prevent the increase of awkwardness

Steve - "You know what a separation stall is, right?"

Rob - "Yeah. Why?"

Steve - "Well, I was using a urinal with no one else in the bathroom when another man came in and used the stall right next to me. He totally forgot a separation stall"

Rob - "Ouch."

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What does "separated" mean?

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.

A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"

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Separated - what does it mean?

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious

Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

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Separated - meaning

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.

New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.

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Separated - definition

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

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Separated - slang

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

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Separated

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.

That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).

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Separated

A person who separates you from your money.
Usually a con(fidence) man or other slickster.

I thought she loved me, but she was just a separator. Now she's gone and so is half of my 401K.

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Separated

Apart, not together, divided - often mispelt 'seperate'
YES! SEPERATE is a mispelling of SEPARATE!?!

Did you hear about the surgeon who successfully separated a siamese cat?

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