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What is sealer?
A person in Airsoft, preferably a male over 18, who has a beard, tends to be highly patriotic, and has realistic military gear on and takes Airsoft like a real operation, and not a game. These people are mostly disliked for the fact that they try to make themselves look cool by dressing up as special forces units and act like they are better than you. This can also be referred to as the term Airsoft Faggot.
Did you see that Navy Sealer over there? What a loser.
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Sealer - what is it?
The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
What does "sealer" mean?
Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.
Sealer - what does it mean?
right before a girl cums you take it out, and RAM it in her ass!!!
i gave brittney a Pittsburgh Sealer
Sealer - meaning
A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.
The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...
Sealer - definition
When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".
NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.
Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.
Sealer - slang
when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Sealer
The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.
Opposite of dealbreaker
The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.
Sealer
Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)
I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.
Sealer
a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.
every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.