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What is testimony?Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor". A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments. testimony - meme giftestimony - videoTestimony - what is it?Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport. What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)? What does "testimony" mean?That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint. Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed? Testimony - what does it mean?A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come. No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!! Testimony - meaningA beautiful girl, not too tall Testimony,your sister she's very cute Testimony - definitionthe equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace). Here are some examples: Testimony - slangA beautiful girl, not too tall Testimony,your sister she's very cute TestimonyA public declaration regarding a religious experience. Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life. |
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