Definder - what does the word mean?

What is roman candle?

When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.

My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.

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roman candle - video

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Roman candle - what is it?

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.

" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"

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What does "roman candle" mean?

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.

dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...

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Roman candle - what does it mean?

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.

"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."

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Roman candle - meaning

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

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Roman candle - definition

The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.

Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?

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Roman candle - slang

When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.

At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.

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Roman candle

The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

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Roman candle

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)

"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

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Roman candle

A particular firework that is about 1.5 ft long and shoots out 10-20 balls of colorful fire. Fun when used over a lake, more fun when used in enclosed, flammable spaces!

Holy shit! We just burnt down that house with a roman candle!! RRUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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