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What is ricotta?
The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
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Ricotta - what is it?
The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.
Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).
You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!
What does "ricotta" mean?
A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz
Ricotta - what does it mean?
Early-morning fucking. 19th century Southern Italian euphemism. To make fresh ricotta cheese, one must get up early in the morning as it is a long process.
Cosi fanno queste due, ricotta?
What are those two doing, making ricotta?
Ricotta - meaning
The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.
Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).
You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!
Ricotta - definition
Another name for an Italian man’s semen
Hey Joey- did you give Daniella a nice, heaping serving of your love ricotta last night?!
Ricotta - slang
When you cum in your hand and let it get cold and congealed before you throw it on your unsuspecting partner
“Yeah man she was a terrible lay so I gave her the Dirty Ricotta and sent her on her way”
Ricotta
The chunky, foul, and often runny discharge secreted from the tip of a man’s penis when infected with, most commonly gonorrhea, but additional coexisting infections- not limited to -Trichomoniasis and Chlamydia.
I stood up and realize my junk was glued to my leg with Ricotta Drip. It’s only been 6 days since I raw dogged Candice. No doubt I’ve got the clap again.
Ricotta
Sperm, piss and sweat residue that builds up under the foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis. White-ish matter, similar in consistency to condensed milk, butter or italian ricotta (or fiordilatte); forms spontaenously under the foreskin when the penis in not washed or cleaned properly and/or regularly.
Synonym of 'smegma'.
"Aw man, I hadn't washed my dick for days... it was full of ricotta"
"Ew, there's ricotta under my foreskin!"
Ricotta
a form of cheese, just simply saying money.
gotta get that ricotta, badda bing badda boom