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What is Ricotta?

When your girls Pusshy stank so bad, it smells like old ricotta that’s been left out in a an internet hobo’s shoe.

SnailPole: Man that chick in twitter… her pussy stank!!

Kev: Yeah… she got them Ricotta Shoe Panties thing going on., but you know dudes on twitter be snorting that trashgash up.

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Ricotta - what is it?

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

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What does "Ricotta" mean?

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.

Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz

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Ricotta - what does it mean?

Early-morning fucking. 19th century Southern Italian euphemism. To make fresh ricotta cheese, one must get up early in the morning as it is a long process.

Cosi fanno queste due, ricotta?

What are those two doing, making ricotta?

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Ricotta - meaning

The old, accumulated, and grimy cum that floats to the top of the Charles River in Boston, MA. Usually skimmed off with a fine sieve and utilized in a wide variety of usually Italian-American cuisines. Also may be captured through trawling the middle depths of the river for a more moist, gelatinous, “mozzarella ball” like consistency. Similarity to the Charles River Regatta intentional.

Note: “Ricotta” must be pronounced like a shitty, Soprano’s obsessed, third generation Italian-American (i.e. “Chals Rivah Riggot”).

You know what this manigot (manicotti) really needs? Some Chals Riva Riggot (Charles River Ricotta)!

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Ricotta - definition

Another name for an Italian man’s semen

Hey Joey- did you give Daniella a nice, heaping serving of your love ricotta last night?!

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Ricotta - slang

When you cum in your hand and let it get cold and congealed before you throw it on your unsuspecting partner

“Yeah man she was a terrible lay so I gave her the Dirty Ricotta and sent her on her way”

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Ricotta

The chunky, foul, and often runny discharge secreted from the tip of a man’s penis when infected with, most commonly gonorrhea, but additional coexisting infections- not limited to -Trichomoniasis and Chlamydia.

I stood up and realize my junk was glued to my leg with Ricotta Drip. It’s only been 6 days since I raw dogged Candice. No doubt I’ve got the clap again.

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Ricotta

Sperm, piss and sweat residue that builds up under the foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis. White-ish matter, similar in consistency to condensed milk, butter or italian ricotta (or fiordilatte); forms spontaenously under the foreskin when the penis in not washed or cleaned properly and/or regularly.
Synonym of 'smegma'.

"Aw man, I hadn't washed my dick for days... it was full of ricotta"
"Ew, there's ricotta under my foreskin!"

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Ricotta

a form of cheese, just simply saying money.

gotta get that ricotta, badda bing badda boom

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