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What is returd?
A cross between a retard and a turd
"Leanne, you're such a returd!"
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Returd - what is it?
If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.
Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".
There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.
What does "returd" mean?
A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.
Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
Returd - what does it mean?
a piece of crap that slides out of the anus with little direction and maximum splashback
i totally just returded and had to purchase a new toilet seat
Returd - meaning
Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
i am returding
Returd - definition
Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.
I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.
Returd - slang
Tom is a returd.
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v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
Returd
A combination of a RETARD and a TURD
person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!
person 2: Shut up, returd
Returd
A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.