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What is turding?
A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
This turd's doesn't want to leave!
turding - meme gif
turding - video
Turding - what is it?
A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.
Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.
What does "turding" mean?
A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Turding - what does it mean?
The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.
“What are you doing?”
“Turding”
Turding - meaning
Justin Beiber's typical breakfast
He was disgusted when he found a hair in the turd he was eating...
Turding - definition
A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.
The turdness of it all.
Turding - slang
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
Turding
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
Turding
The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!
Turding
A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!