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What is resuscitate?
A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.
Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation
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Resuscitate - what is it?
Verb;
As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.
April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!
Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?
Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.
Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.
Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!
Raphael: Fa real?
Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.
A little while later...
Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?
(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)
Raphael: Cowabunga dude!
What does "resuscitate" mean?
it's an operation done to a person became unconscious due to something bad happened to it, by this he starts to recover consciousness and brought to life again.
We are going to give all our staff a course about how to do Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, (CPR) in emergency cases
Resuscitate - what does it mean?
After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.
Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.
Resuscitate - meaning
Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.
Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"
Resuscitate - definition
resuscitating someone, through their anus, using the power of the fart
Holy crap, Brandon was sleeping, and I totally gave him butt to butt resuscitation.
Resuscitate - slang
This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.
He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation
Resuscitate
A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
Resuscitate
Lips to lips, lips to ears, lips to {vulva}, lips and tongue to {clits}, slowly, consistently and when the hips begin to rise, finger to {G spot}.
When the {groaning} begins, I know I've properly given her the right amount of {sexual resuscitation} soon followed by excitement, shaking, heavy sigh and complete relaxation.
Damn the was good {sexual resuscitation} she remarked! Can you do it again?
Resuscitate
when your women starts seizing mid sex and u need to do CPR. take your dick out of the vaginal always area and grab the defibrillator then carefully place said defibrillator pads on the women’s chest and side, arm the machine, once machine is armed u stick you dick back inside that seizing pussy and start chest compressions, thrusting hips and arms into the women at a steady 100 bpm. if machine says ready, shock women while dick is still balls deep inside the women. once cumming is acheived u are finished.
oh shit my girlfriend is seizing!! now i can finally try the complex resuscitation!!