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What is defibrillator?
N. The act of ingesting 500mg of caffeine in conjunction with enough nicotine to put down a bull.
“Yeah man, had to hit a defibrillator this morning to clear that hangover from last night!”
“The only thing that got me through that CS:GO match was the defib I hit before the match!”
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Defibrillator - what is it?
When running a cardiac arrest, the only 2 cardiac rhythms that you defibrillate are ventricular tachycardia without a pulse and ventricular fibrillation. All other rhythms are non-defibrillatorable.
The patient was asystolic which is a non-defibrillatorable rhythm.
What does "defibrillator" mean?
Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.
"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"
Defibrillator - what does it mean?
A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.
After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.
Defibrillator - meaning
The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.
Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.
Defibrillator - definition
It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"
"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"
Defibrillator - slang
n. a type of Defibrillator that is used widely in ghetto neighborhoods; jump starter cables hooked to either a car battery or microwave at one end and the person's nipples at the other, and then turned on.
1. Someone go get a ghetto Defibrillator for Latoya!
2. Hurry up and start that ghetto Defibrillator before Bon'Qui'Qui dies!
Defibrillator
When you're fucking someone and you're about to bust, pull out and bust into your hand and then rub your hands together and press it into their chest
Jack:I did the defibrillator last night
Michael:rate that
Defibrillator
N. 1) A device found in most places of business that prevents you from lying later. 2) A word paramedics use to say goodbye. Usually cheesy.
1) After his third and most fetal lie, Timmy had to use a defibrillator to make sure it never happened again.
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"
Defibrillator
Urban: A sexual maneuver similar to the shocker, only reversed. That is, one finger is inserted into the vagina and two are inserted into the anus.
- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.
Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.
Throw your girl a defibrillator and it will bring her back to life.