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What is Gainesville?A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted. After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator. Gainesville - meme gifGainesville - videoGainesville - what is it?its a pretty rad town if you know the right people and good places to go, like maudes and the atlantic/ the top/ common grounds/ 1982/ the thomas center and just walk downtown, gainesville florida, godamn idk What does "Gainesville" mean?Watching TV with the sound off and the Stereo (music) turned up. Dude, it's like a weired Aunt's house in here, turn on some Gainesville TV. Gainesville - what does it mean?The home of the University of Florida Gators and possibly the tightest place on earth. Home to over 80,000 college students, its needless to that binge drinking is rampant and that weed is smoked by the acre. Its always sunny and the people are attractive. The best time to visit Gainesville is right after a football victory (preferably a national championship) during which everyone is intoxicated and inhibitions are at an all time low. Gainesville has also been referred to as G-ville, Gainesvegas, and Titletown. Diddy: Dog, I feel like getting drunk and smashing some hot tail. Gainesville - meaningShitty college town in central Florida. The clubs suck and you canβt use the sidewalks without getting chased down by panhandlers. The only thing to do there is take molly and go geocaching. Gainesville loser 1: yo letβs roll balls and go geocaching at depot park Gainesville - definitionA town small enough to call it a hole, big enough to call it a CDP. (Census Designated Place) Tallahassee Resident: Gainesville - slangNorth Central Florida "city," home to the most retarded hicks on the planet. They can't help it, though, as they are so severely inbred. The fact that their eyes are so close together in their heads and so many of them have the same last name will attest to this. Gainesville teenagers who think they're sophisticated refer to the city as "Lamesville," however they have little to compare it to as most of them have never been north of the Georgia state line. The most retarded hick in Pennsylvania, New Jersey or New York is nowhere nearly as retarded as the most retarded hick in Gainesville. Gainesville: where family trees do not fork GainesvilleA place where a bunch of people have their own little groups where they talk about everyone, thereβs a party about every weekend, bout every girl get cheated on by these gainesville niggas, kids smoke in the bathrooms, kids are disrespectful to the teachers, the girls date about everyone they friends date, most of the boys play basketball and 2k!, a lot of the girls smell like str8 fish, they only middle school is Gainesville middle and itβs falling apart mentally, and it has lots and lots of fakes. and yea Issa pretty crappy town. Friend: we should go to Gainesville some time GainesvilleA place where rich upper class people move to. Mostly from Fairfax Coutny. Filled with cow shit and trains. You can see the Bull Run moutains from your backyard. Filled with new developments like Somerset, Piedmont, Dominion Valley, Lake Manassas, Virgina Oaks. Filled with old rednecks who live in run down houses, and country farmers who own Alpacas and cows. The locals drive their tractors for fun. The newcomers all want to go back to where they came from. Gainesville has only one main road, Lee Hwy. The students miss random days of school off. For instance if it is too cold or the wind is blowing, if its raining or for snipper attacks. Gainesville a city wannabe. GainesvilleA drinking town with a football problem. Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown. |
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