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What is ranch dressing?

The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.

"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."

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ranch dressing - video


Ranch dressing - what is it?

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

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What does "ranch dressing" mean?

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.

She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.

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Ranch dressing - what does it mean?

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.

I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.

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Ranch dressing - meaning

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!

Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".

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Ranch dressing - definition

Masturbation done by a female.

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.

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Ranch dressing - slang

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

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Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

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Ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

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Ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

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