Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ranch-hand?

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

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Ranch-hand - what is it?

the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.

operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.

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What does "ranch-hand" mean?

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.

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Ranch-hand - what does it mean?

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

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Ranch-hand - meaning

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".

You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt

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Ranch-hand - definition

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

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Ranch-hand - slang

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

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Ranch-hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

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Ranch-hand

someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.

eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.

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Ranch-hand

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

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