What is ptp?

PTP - Post Travel Paraylis
The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.
Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.

I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!

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Ptp - what is it?

acronym: Pound That Pussy

A derogetory term used to say "have sex".

Bob: That girl is hot!
Jeff: PTP!
Bob: Dick game!

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What does "ptp" mean?

Piss their pants

We need to show our customers something that gets them so excited that they PTP

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Ptp - what does it mean?

Pro to Pro
When a pro comes in contact with another pro

When chu and freshpro met in heroes of newerth, it was true ptp

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Ptp - meaning

Acronym: Paid to Poop

Definition:

n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.

v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.

Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.

Derivatives:
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)

ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)

ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)

"I'll be a little late for the meeting Craig, it's ptp time."

"How long has Mike been on ptp?"

"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."

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