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What is procrasturbating?
/prΙ(Κ)Λkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
procrasturbating - video
Procrasturbating - what is it?
when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself youβll beat your schmeat later.
i am procrasturbating right now.
What does "procrasturbating" mean?
the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
Procrasturbating - what does it mean?
The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.
I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.
Procrasturbating - meaning
being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom
At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating
Procrasturbating - definition
Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.
So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
Procrasturbating - slang
to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..
yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...
teacher: why isnt your paper done
Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
Procrasturbating
Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, βProcrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize youβre just fucking yourself.β
Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.
Procrasturbating
The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.
Procrasturbating
The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.