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What is procrasturbate?
the act of putting off something to masturbate instead.
you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.
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Procrasturbate - what is it?
I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
What does "procrasturbate" mean?
verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
Procrasturbate - what does it mean?
To put something off by taking time to masturbate.
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
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Procrasturbate - meaning
To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.
Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.
Procrasturbate - definition
The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.
Procrasturbate - slang
To waste otherwise valuable time in self-stimulation of the genitals, or more metaphorically, to waste time doing something unrelated and unimportant to the task at hand; it must be of great interest/pleasure to oneself but only to oneself (which separates it from procrastination) and must have no real positive or substantial upshots.
Keane should be writing an essay but he's procrasturbating.
I can see why nothing gets done in the house; Suzy often tends to procrasturbate by watching The Notebook over and over again.
Procrasturbate
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.
Procrasturbate
to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.
I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.
Procrasturbate
1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.