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What is pound cake?
1:The act of having sex with someone and then proceeding to jizz on them and rub it all over them making them look like a pound cake
"Didn't you enjoy that pound cake?"
"STFU Richard!"
pound cake - video
Pound cake - what is it?
CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.
What does "pound cake" mean?
Another word for a woman who would typically be referred to as a whore. Use of this word derives from the overkill of the word "whore."
Background information: Women love being referred to desserts. If you call a woman a pound cake to her face, she will think it is sweet while you are just calling her a whore. See example.
Use of whore:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're a WHORE!
Girl: (Gasp!) I AM NOT!!!! {slaps Boy across face}
Use of pound cake:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're such a pound cake.
Girl: Awww, {Insert Boy's Name}, you're so sweet {commence smile and hug followed by later actions}
Pound cake - what does it mean?
Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.
Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"
Pound cake - meaning
A big, jiggly ass. a big butt is cake, but pound cake, is a big, Shapley, nice butt.
"I'm so embarrassed, I wore athletic leggings today, and people called me pound cake when I walked up the stairs"
Pound cake - definition
Juicy thick ass that sticks out nicely at the back (visibly protruding from a side view)
I love me some of that pound cake
Pound cake - slang
1.)someone who is soft, a straight punk-ass bitch (v.)
2.)Also means Pussy
~you straight pound cake
~Im bout to go bagg that bitches pound cake
Pound cake
A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.
"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"
Pound cake
Crude reference to the anus, usually indicating its readiness for intercourse.
"After I got done rubbing down brittany I took a feel down stairs and saw that the pound cake was ready."
Pound cake
A great dessert that you can eat at anytime of the day. If you do not like pound cake than you don't know what amazing tastes like.
Kid: Want some pound cake?
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)