Definder - what does the word mean?

What is 5 pounds?

A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.

-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."

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5 pounds - video


5 pounds - what is it?

the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.

Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"

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What does "5 pounds" mean?

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

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5 pounds - what does it mean?

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

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5 pounds - meaning

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."

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5 pounds - definition

A comeback used towards anothers sassyness.

Coy trantham Your a dumb bitch

Comeback: And Your a 5 Pound bitch :O

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5 pounds - slang

A Comeback sure to insult the person.

Coy Trantham: Bitches these days..

Isabella R.: Dont be mad just cause your a 5 Pound Bitch!

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5 pounds

an answer to any sexual inuendo said in a northern english voice "five pounds" can be said whilst rubbing your bended legs . Think it comes from a combination of vic reeves rubbing his legs and mark and lard ex radio 1 DJ saying "5 pounds" ...prolific in the midlands

builder "the scaffolding has been erected"
surveyor "5 pounds" can be whilst rubbing legs

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5 pounds

A game similar to rock paper scissors shoot. The game begins with both players having there hand in the pound position. One player (the charger) moves his fist towards the other player (The receiver). The charger wants to get the same hand motion either a pound or a high 5 while the receiver wants the opposite. Sudden death or first to 5 are the common scoring systems. Game was created because of those awkward times that you go to give some one a high 5 and they give you a pound back. Invented at WHRHS.

Hey you wanna play rock paper scissors shoot? No way I'd rather play this new game called 5 pound.

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5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

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