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What is five pounds?
One of the best songs of all time!
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
five pounds - video
Five pounds - what is it?
The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
What does "five pounds" mean?
A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
Five pounds - what does it mean?
When you attempt either to pound it or give someone a high five, and either your or the other person switch the handshake type, without the other person being aware.
Example:
Jim: Dude! That's Awesome! High five!
-Jim begins the high five-
-Rob puts up his fist and hits the middle of Jim's hand-
Thus, the pound five.
Five pounds - meaning
:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.
And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."
Five pounds - definition
Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.
Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.