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What is pork swords?

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

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Pork swords - what is it?

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

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What does "pork swords" mean?

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

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Pork swords - what does it mean?

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

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Pork swords - meaning

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

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Pork swords - definition

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

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Pork swords - slang

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

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Pork swords

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

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Pork swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

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Pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

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