What is spam javelin?

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

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spam javelin - video

Spam javelin - what is it?

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

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What does "spam javelin" mean?

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

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Spam javelin - what does it mean?

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

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Spam javelin - meaning

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

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Spam javelin - definition

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

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Spam javelin - slang

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

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