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What is meaty?
Hey! That new song is meaty!
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Meaty - what is it?
It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.
Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress?
Dude: Great, babe. You look meaty.
Chick: Oh. Thanks, I guess.
What does "meaty" mean?
A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.
mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY
Meaty - what does it mean?
slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose
Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them
Meaty - meaning
1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer
"bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!"
Meaty - definition
When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.
Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.
Meaty - slang
noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties
synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll
antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind
COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.
This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.
INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person
ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
Meaty
The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty
Meaty
The act of behaving like a meathead.
Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!
Meaty
A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.
Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.
"she's nice and meaty!"