What is pooch?

A 10 dollar bag of powder cocaine. It is not snorted, it is poured on top of marijuana and smoked.

"Where can we cop a pooch?"
"I got the blunt, you got the pooch?"
"That hole be havin them fat ass pooches."

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Pooch - what is it?

Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

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What does "pooch" mean?

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

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Pooch - what does it mean?

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

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Pooch - meaning

Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.

Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*

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Pooch - definition

someone who does absolutely everything for you with no expectation of getting anything in return. they do anything to make you happy and they always cheer you up and make you laugh. a pooch knows you better than you know yourself