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What is pizza dick?
When a man (or person wearing a strap-on) gapes their partners anus to a diameter of at least 3 inches (7.6 cm) at this point the person who's anus is gaped should be filled with sauce and cheese untill overflowing from the anus (by the person doing the fucking) and fucked untill homogeneous and the fucker finishes. The mixture of semen and cheese and sauce is then placed on a preprepared pizza dough and placed into the oven untill melty and bubbly. Serve with ranch dressing and opptionally truffle butter.
Damn man I gave Emma a Deep-Dick pizza last night.
pizza dick - video
Pizza dick - what is it?
Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life
Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in
What does "pizza dick" mean?
Literally a pizza made from dick.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
Pizza dick - what does it mean?
When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
Pizza dick - meaning
When you order pizza with your girl or on your own and you are so in love/ exciting about the pizza you become the hardest you ever have before and proceed to fuck her before it gets there, while eating it, and most likely after. If you are single... well you’ll probably have to masterbait.
I just ordered the pizza and now I have pizza dick, I’m going to fuck you so hard until it gets here.
That pizza looks so good it gave me pizza dick. I’m going to fuck you wihile you eat it you pizza slut.
Pizza dick - definition
Taken from the Dick Talk language. In English, pizza dick translates to "Piece of shit". Taken from English, piece of shit turned into piece of dick in the Dick Talk language. When spoken, piece of dick sounded like "pizza dick". Today, in Dick Talk we say pizza dick which ultimately means piece of shit.
Today I saw some dude hit a lady at a stop light from behind and then take off. What a pizza dick!
Pizza dick - slang
A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.
Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.
Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
Pizza dick
When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.
I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.
Pizza dick
A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza
I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking
Pizza dick
A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.
Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.